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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:14

No way
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
No go.
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