What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

If we colonized Mars, what would a human being from Mars be called? I’d assume Martian just as one from Earth is called an Earthling or Terran in the case of Sci-Fi media.

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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